Monday, January 19, 2015

Paint the Town Purple!

Double Purple! 

The Princess is coming to town! Just as the King had his color for the day of the week on which he was born (yellow for Monday), the Princess is represented by purple for Saturday. To welcome her, we have a beautiful display at the gate of the school and purple flags all down the highway of the town because we have been told this morning that the Princess is coming to Sansai. Most of morning classes are cancelled and students are filed out by class to the side of the road to wait for the Princess. Everyone was hyped up about her arrival: the students formed perfect lines, my host teacher reminisced about how she received her diploma from the Princess when she earned her master’s degree. The King used to present diplomas but is no longer capable due to his age. Can you imagine the President taking the time to distribute diplomas to graduates every year?

Waiting.

Waiting some more... 

We are out on the side of the highway an hour early because, I am told, “you prepare yourself an hour early for the royal family.” So we wait. We creep into the house we’re standing in front of, comment on its old-style architecture, laugh at the size of their bear-like dog, and wait. Finally we see the crossing guards at our school have blocked off the road for a parade of police cars, army vehicles and an ambulance to pass smoothly. Mixed in the traffic is a small black car with a blue flag (I thought her color was purple!) that carries the Princess. The car doesn’t so much as slow down as it passes past our display and the students at attention. We didn’t even see her. I’m not the only one giggling at how far off my expectations were as I look to the other teachers who are laughing as they wave to the car far in the distance. As I have said before, there is a lot of respect for the royal family which is why it doesn’t surprise me that we would all line the streets to view the royal car and not actually see the Princess. It would be unacceptable to continue the day as if she weren’t in our town and passing in front of our school, so this is how we show respect.

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Students, Assemble!


I mentioned in an earlier post that there are ceremonies galore in Thailand: literally, every day. Every student is assigned a day of the week for which they are responsible to come in early and help clean the school. At 7:30 am the first bell of the day rings which gathers the students together in the courtyard. They sit cross-legged, in order by grade, and perfectly spaced; although, I wouldn’t put it past these students to break out a ruler. A period of time is given each morning for silent reading. Some students read, some study, some zone out…


The brooms gathered together after the students have swept the school.

Then an audio tape starts to play that signals students to stand up for the national anthem, counting to five as they stand, I think to stay in unison of their movement. Luckily, Sansai has a solid school band which plays the national anthem as the students sing along. We follow with a prayer that is repeated by a student speaker on stage. In the prayer I believe the students ask for patience and diligence in the school day.

A student speaks to the school about her book.

Next is the school song which is again accompanied by our school band. The entire practice lasts about ten minutes. Once we are seated again, one teacher and one student give a short speech everyday about a book that they have read or are reading. Very often the students are taking notes because teachers will ask them about what was said later. Then there is a moment for any other business to be addressed, and there have been quite a variety of events at morning assembly:

-A group of boys are disciplined in front of the entire school for parking their motorbikes in the wrong place.
-Students vote for their favorite teacher, best food stand in the canteen, favorite janitor, best dressed teacher….
-The assistant director threatens the boys who peed on the school sign to turn themselves in (didn’t get the full story but it was something like that)
-The new foreign English teacher attempts to greet the whole school in Thai…

Once it is all said and done the teachers “check the students” which is how they know who is in school on time. This moment also appears like bonding time between a class and its representative teacher who laughs and jokes and even has the right to touch their heads: the most sacred part of the body. Honestly, I'm impressed that I haven't messed that one up yet; even as a teacher who is often seen as a parental figure (think back to when you accidentally called your teacher "Mom" in the 3rd grade), I do not have this right as my farang (foreigner) card trumps the teacher card. Always. 



Very often, morning assembly runs well into first period (the bells are more like guidelines here). I only teach one or two first periods a week and have been left with ten minute classes. It frequently frustrates me because I think they have their priorities quite mixed up when teachers are losing so much teaching time. I often hear other teachers make comments about how little time they have to teach, although it is covered by a light-hearted laugh, it upsets them too. I remember that I can’t judge especially because I don’t understand 99% of morning assembly. It’s all in Thai and while I do get the cliff notes version every now and then there are other days I have no idea what message has just been communicated to every single student in the school. That is a unique moment to have every day: to bring the entire community together to discuss both the issues and the triumphs of the school.

Monday, January 12, 2015

“No, Miss Kendra, I can't.”

Boy Scouts at the opening ceremony, each holding a traditional Thai weapon that allows the men to hunt animals in a less brutal way.

Once again I have very little information going in, but I was invited to our school’s annual campout for the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts, a mandatory activity for all students at school. I believe the teachers' participation may also be mandatory as some were wobbling around the campsite in heels. I leave my house with no more information than I’m going on a two night campout with the Boy Scouts and the girls will be at a separate site. After working as a camp counselor for four years and being responsible for all the activities and safety of my campers, it was difficult to not have any concept of a plan for the next three days in the forest.



After disposing our gear at the campsite, we hitched a ride down the mountain and waited at a coffee shop for our students to arrive. This is a nice perk. They showed up looking exhausted already and much to my surprise some were trailing rolly-suitcases. Oddly not a problem as our “hike” was trekking along the road up to the campsite. We hiked up with them to both encourage them and so that later they couldn’t look at us and tell us we don’t know how difficult it was. And oh boy were they a struggle bus…

By the time we made it up, I had really gotten down both the Thai vocabulary and proper tones for, “let’s go” “come quickly” “go! go! go!” and "car!" plus my students knew how to properly argue with me when I said “you can do it!” (What a proud teacher I was!)

Once at the top, the Boy Scouts set up their tents. Thanks to teacher privilege, I was in a cabin with an actual bed for the night. We then proceeded with the opening ceremony as everything in Thailand must commence with a ceremony. Also it should have come as no shock to me anymore that they set up loudspeakers and a microphone. Oh how peaceful nature is…


Then the games began. They were asked to shimmy across a rope straddling the creek, climb up a rope hanging from a tree, crawl under a bridge in a creek, shoot archery, start a fire, and then some other things that really weren’t that clear to me. All the while it was pouring down cold rain. But thank goodness that boys are boys and had a blast sloshing around in the rain and mud anyway while chanting our school’s song. I’ve never seen so much school pride before Thailand. My coworker could not have said it better when we were supervising the rope bridge: a child’s smile is my heart’s happiness.


The school had invited a group of scouts to be the leaders of the campfire activities. They were so animated even I was thoroughly entertained by the festivities. There were lots of sing-alongs and dancing, some skits (typical from what I know of American Boy Scouts as well) but then one of my students came out holding two large knives. On my campouts, I don’t even trust most campers to cut peda bread let alone dance with knives. There was another dance where the boys were shirtless and ran around the fire to scare off spirits. My co-worker explained that it’s just tradition, they don’t really believe it anymore. Although if I had a nickle for every Thai person who has told me he's afraid of ghosts...


The next morning we made the decision to cut the trip short due to weather. The students carried their things in bundles literally dripping with water to the songtaos and then swept and even picked up the leaves from the campsite. Now, at my summer camp we do “sweeps” where we check for any garbage left in the campsite, but we usually leave nature there.



 Many skits and dances were clearly reflective of traditional Thai culture and practice which was such a harsh juxtaposition next to the uniforms and sing-alongs that echo Boy Scouts of America. The exact history of how Boy Scouts was brought into Thai culture is unclear but I am both charmed and perplexed by my students in their standard American Boy Scout uniforms holding a traditional Thai weapon.